I wrote this. It is a collection of short stories that should've been finished a long time ago. There are stories about butts, a fat bird, obsessive virtual entities, the Ultimate Man, and more. 

You don't have to pay for it (it's set to $0.00, just check out) but if you want to throw a few bucks my way, that'd be cool— there's a link to donate directly to me at the bottom of this.

More than anything, I hope you have fun reading these stories. They are a representation of a wonderful, weird time in my life, and I am honored to share them with you.

Andrew Buttermore